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(Baonghean) - But because it has been so rare for a long time, it seems to have been in the "red book" for a long time, now seeing the image again, people are both happy and surprised. They are happy as if they "robbed" a lot. And I hope this story is really true.

- Comrade Dang!

Yes, sir, I have it!

- What are three differences between the South and the North?

- Voice, climate and “robbery culture” in the festival.

- You mean the South has solved the problem of robbery?

- Robberies are still abundant in there, but they only rob phones, necklaces, handbags, even husbands if they are diamond tycoons... but you don't see them trampling on each other to steal fortune or fighting each other to the point of bloodshed to steal things like in our house.

- Admittedly, some New Year festivals in the North are a bit chaotic.

- Chaos is a thing of the past, boss. This year is no longer chaotic, it's chaos! Great chaos! Especially the robbery of the toilet paper.

Trampling each other at the festival to grab the pho. Photo: Internet

- What is spread?

- It is a spherical mascot carved from jackfruit wood. Legend has it that whoever steals it will have good luck all year. That's why people fight over it, trample on it, and fight over it.

- Don't be too extreme. A festival called "robbery" must have a little bit of competition to show the spirit of chivalry. Robbery that requires gentleness is probably not right. In short, in my opinion, robbing like some of the recent festivals is like robbery. Robbery is very procedural!

- Yes, every word you say is of course a truth that is revealed, but I would like to boldly present my ignorance to you: The bloody tattooed festival of robbing the flag in Phu Tho can still be argued squarely like you, but what about the Tran Temple opening ceremony? Climbing up to the altar to rob the fortune! And don't blame it on the "black" people like every year. A large part of that extremely skilled army of robbing fortune wears ties and proper VIP cards... I heard from the press that they were guests of honor, in other words, "solemn guests"!

- Comrade Dang!

- Have!

- Move on to another topic.

- Yes!

- Next, we would like to respectfully introduce and invite comrade Nguyen Van Dang to briefly report on the situation of the week!

- A small group of four prison guards received disciplinary action for "negligence" allowing a female death row inmate to bravely enter the Guinness World Record for her medical achievement of becoming pregnant in a toilet using the method of self-fertilization using sperm stored in a plastic bag.

Two small, gasoline prices continue to decrease in a not-so-humorous way, to the point that the Chairman of the Vietnam Transport Association, Nguyen Van Thanh, could not control his emotions and exclaimed, "It would be shameful if the fares were not reduced", but up to this point, the fares are still very... shameful.

Three small, many opinions say that Secretary Thang's hotline needs to install fire extinguishers immediately because after only 48 hours of opening, there were 2,400 calls from people, especially among them were concerns about mothers' diapers and milk.

Four children, a TV MC was misunderstood to have intended to become a foreigner with the statement: as a Vietnamese, everyone knows that Ngo Quyen defeated the Yuan army three times on the Bach Dang River.

In the past, the number of public vehicles used to go to pagodas was quite large due to the lack of public transportation. This was the fault of the railway industry, which had not yet imported old Chinese train cars for use...

- Comrade Dang!

- Have!

- Request to summarize good news too!

- Last February 23,National Assembly Chairman Nguyen Sinh Hung commented that administrative procedures in our country are "cruel and evil.".

- Is that good news?

- Yes, happy! Happy because the senior leaders thoroughly saw the truth, and even described the truth with adjectives that pleased the ears of the villagers. Happy because sympathy had appeared, happy because the distance between the leaders and the people was no longer too far. Happy because the school of empty talk was out of tune with the demands of reality. Like the story of Secretary Thang and Secretary Hai that is making the hearts of the two ends of the country "excited".

After all, urging road construction, finding outlets for agricultural products or wading into the fields with farmers are all normal tasks, even the duty of officials, but because it has been so scarce for a long time, it seems to have been in the "red book" for a long time, now seeing the image again, the people are both happy and surprised. They are happy as if they have "robbed" a lot. And I hope this story is really like a lot.

- Teeth must be like fruit?

- Because it is circular and not "elephant head mouse tail"!

Dung & Dang