Missed the accelerator!

(Baonghean) - I heard that a traffic inspector caused a serious accident while driving, is that right, uncle?

- I accidentally stepped on the gas! Do you have a driver's license, Dung?

- Then teeth or not teeth?

- I am planning to open a transportation company and need to recruit some drivers. With the spirit of "finding talented people, not family members", I respectfully invite you to "join my team"!

- You belong to the class of people who are "on the edge of their teeth and below their ankles" and have no capital to compete in business?

- Low-cost airlines don't own planes, they rent them. Now that the division of social labor is developing, we only process a part, we rent vehicles and organize the transportation business.

- Starting from scratch? Why are you so greedy?

- I see money, uncle, exactly opportunity.

- Implant? Money? That tooth? Where?

- You have a disease that makes you crazy when it comes to money. Do you see that self-drive car rental services are sprouting up like vegetable sprouts sprayed with chemicals?

- Have!

- Have you seen that from August 1st until now, that is, after the alcohol concentration fine of "18 million VND" quietly came into effect, traffic police in some places have not cared about taste, blocking right in front of restaurant gates to catch drunkards red-handed?

- Yes!

- There, that's money! I'll be the one to connect the dots for them! I'll rent a car every day, go to restaurants to pick up the drunkards at their homes and legally take money from their wallets.

- Great! Great, great! A new idea full of potential, very promising, I strongly support it, but there's no way I'm going to participate in this business.

- Oh, why did you refuse that attractive offer?

- The reason is that there is no reason at all! Now I ask you to report on the situation last week.

- Yes, village chief, the hottest issue is still the murder of two provincial leaders. The police have opened a case to investigate the cause and find accomplices if any. People everywhere are still shocked, saddened and surprised because the suspect has always been a "good-natured person".

- Is that all the news?

- Yes, the deputy director of the provincial department of culture has officially clarified the incident of accidentally reaching into the "no-fly zone" of a female employee without wearing a mask. In another development, after the 53 billion VND "wax grass" incident on Thang Long Avenue, people also discovered that many other streets in the capital had much higher prices for "branded goods". Xin Chao Coffee has reappeared with a new detail: at the same time the local government was determined to pull out the container, the colonel chief of the district police received a decision to dismiss him!

- Hey, why is that deputy director of the Department of Culture molesting an employee right in the office?

- Humans, sometimes we can't avoid "missing the accelerator" moment!

- I heard that the Prime Minister just apologized to the people because the motorcade "accidentally stepped on the gas" on the walking street in Hoi An?

- Yes, this is being warmly welcomed by the people of the whole country because it is a "rare thing" in the past. The Prime Minister's apology has become a beautiful message about public service culture, a lesson for millions of civil servants who are "keeping quiet" whenever they have shortcomings.

- Has the Formosa case been closed yet?

- Yes, it seems like we just passed the “warm-up” stage, and now we have to “overcome obstacles” and “reach the finish line”. If you want to hear “the sea singing this afternoon”, you have to be… patient! And you really won’t reveal the reason why I refused to join the transport company?

- Honestly, I've been using this service since August 1st. But wow, one time I went to a restaurant to pick up a customer, I was so happy I had a few drinks.

- Then you were tested for alcohol by the police?

- That's lucky!

- What about teeth?

- I missed the gas!

Dung & Dang