I accidentally pressed the gas pedal!

(Baonghean) - I heard that a traffic inspector was involved in a serious accident while driving, is that true, sir?

- I accidentally pressed the gas pedal! Ms. Dung, do you have a driver's license?

- Then what about the teeth, and if not, then what about the teeth?

- I'm planning to open a transportation company and need to hire some drivers. With the motto "find talented people, not family members," I respectfully invite you to "join my team"!

- You belong to the class of people who are barely scraping by, where do you think you'd dare to venture into business?

- Well, those low-cost airlines don't own their own planes either, do they? They rent them all. Now that the division of labor is developing, we only need to do some of the work ourselves. We rent the vehicles and organize our own transportation business, sir.

- You really started from scratch? What made you so ambitious?

- I saw the money, sir, it was exactly an opportunity.

- Implant? Money? Which tooth? Where?

- You have a phobia; whenever money is mentioned, you go crazy. Don't you see how self-drive car rental services are popping up everywhere like chemically treated bean sprouts?

- Have!

- Have you noticed that since August 1st, after the "18 million dong" fine for drunk driving quietly came into effect, traffic police in some areas have disregarded the taste and stopped drivers right in front of restaurants to catch drunkards red-handed?

- Yes, there is!

- There, the money! I'll be the one to connect those disconnected groups for them! I'll hire a self-drive car every day, transporting the drunkards from restaurants to their homes to legally extract money from their wallets.

- Awesome! Great, really great! A promising new idea, incredibly exciting, I wholeheartedly support it, it's just that I would never get involved in this business venture.

- Oh, what was your reason for rejecting that attractive offer?

- The reason is there's no reason at all! Now, I request that you report on the situation over the past week.

- Yes, village head, the hottest topic is still the murder of two provincial leaders. The police have launched an investigation to determine the cause and track down any accomplices. People across the country are still reeling from shock, grief, and surprise because the suspect was previously considered a "gentle and kind person."

Is that all the news?

- Yes, the deputy director of the provincial Department of Culture has officially clarified the incident of accidentally touching the female employee's "forbidden zone" without wearing a mask. In another development, after the 53 billion VND "weed wax" scandal on Thang Long Boulevard, a number of other streets in the capital have been discovered to be charging much higher prices for "luxury goods." Xin Chào Coffee has reappeared with a new twist: at the same time that local authorities are determined to remove the container, the colonel in charge of the district police receives a dismissal notice!

- Hey, did that deputy director of the cultural department actually grope an employee right in the office?

- We're all human, you know, sometimes we can't avoid a moment of "slipping on the gas pedal"!

- I heard that the Prime Minister just apologized to the people because his motorcade "accidentally" accelerated into a pedestrian street in Hoi An?

- Yes, this is being warmly received by the entire nation because it is a rare occurrence. The Prime Minister's apology has become a beautiful message about public service culture, a lesson for millions of civil servants who are very silent whenever they make mistakes.

- Is the Formosa case finally closed?

- Well, it seems we've only just gotten past the "warm-up" stage, sir. There's still the "obstacle course" and the "finish line" to come. To hear "the sea sing this afternoon," you have to be patient! And you still won't reveal the reason you refused to join my transportation company?

- To be honest with you, I've been doing this service on my own since August 1st. But wow, once when I went to a restaurant to pick up a client, I was so happy I had a few drinks.

- And then you yourself were subjected to a breathalyzer test by the police?

That's fortunate then!

- Do you still have any teeth?

- I accidentally pressed the gas pedal!

Dung & Dang