Because not interested in sex!
(Baonghean) - In the year of the Horse, at the hour of Mui, on the day of Than, in the month of Tuat, a certain agency held an extraordinary meeting with extremely serious content, focusing on criticizing Mr. Phung Tai Vong, also known as the Finance Department. The "crime" was determined: violating ethics, lifestyle, and having an improper relationship. That is to say in "A4 paper style", but our people are used to calling it "following girls"!
This crime was right to be criticized, deeply criticized! Fifteen cold, hard-hearted faces, in a row, came up with countless "good words and beautiful ideas". I only felt sorry for Uncle Vong, who was just less than half a year away from receiving the small, green card that people used to call a pension book, and yet he was still caught up in legal trouble, oh, I forgot, love trouble. The time for the criticism lasted two days, eighteen minutes. I thought that was the end, but unexpectedly the story had only just begun. I don't know where it came from, what was the reason for it, but suddenly in the same agency, the same faces that had once uttered so many good words and beautiful ideas, less than a month after that historic criticism, people who violated the ethics of lifestyle and had illicit relationships, which people called following girls, flourished! From one person to two, from two to three, then four, then five... Every week there was a meeting, a criticism. Too many, too many, too many to be criticized! A "modern" initiative was immediately proposed: "From now on, no more criticism of those who follow girls, there is not enough time, only criticism of those who were exposed, and the content only revolves around the issue of why it was exposed.
But then too many people were exposed, it spread from one person, two people, three people... gradually exposed. In no time, the bad news spread to the "rear", some "deputy Hoan Thu" could not bear it anymore and started to file a complaint. The agency had to hold another review meeting. However, due to the nature and extent of the problem, the meetings only stopped at reviewing the subject whose wife made the complaint, and the content also only revolved around the issue of why the wife was allowed to write the complaint... affecting the emulation movement of the agency!
I thought that was “sweet”, but who would have thought that the number of people whose wives filed complaints was so large, 13 out of 15 people violated, there were too many to review! Finally, another “modern” initiative was put forward: Reviewing the remaining two people with the “crime” of not… violating. The reason given was: it was only because there were two men that the women filed complaints, but if the whole village had an affair, who would sue anyone! Great trick!
At this final meeting, in the spirit of frankness and also to exchange and learn from experiences, the chairman raised several questions asking the "violating" person to clarify:
- Why is there no sign of "gender exchange" activities?
- Why must the agency hold a review meeting?
After a long silence, the "defendant" blushed and awkwardly stood up to answer.
- Because I do not want sex!
- Request clarification?
- Because not wanting sex is… a sin not wanting sex!
The meeting closed at the hour of the Rooster.
Field crab