Because I don't want sex!
(Baonghean) - In the year of the Horse, at the hour of Mui, on the day of Than, in the month of Tuat, a certain agency held an extraordinary meeting with extremely serious content, focusing on criticizing Mr. Phung Tai Vong, alias the Finance Department. The "crime" was determined: violating ethics, lifestyle, and having an improper relationship. That is to say in "A4 paper style", but our people are used to calling it "following girls"!
This crime was right to be criticized, deeply criticized! Fifteen cold, hard-hearted faces, one after another, came up with countless “good words and beautiful ideas”. I only felt sorry for Uncle Vong, who was in less than half a year until he received the small, green card that people used to call a pension book, but he was still caught up in the law, oh, I forgot, love… labor. The criticism lasted two days, eighteen minutes. I thought it was over, but unexpectedly the story had only just begun. I don’t know where it came from, what was the cause of the fatal flaw, but suddenly in the same agency, the same faces who had said so many good words and beautiful ideas, less than a month after that historic criticism, people who violated the ethics of lifestyle, had illicit relationships, which the people called “following girls”, flourished! From one person to two people, from two to three people, then four people, then five people… Every week there was a meeting, a criticism. Too many, too many, I couldn’t even criticize them all! A "modern" initiative was immediately proposed: "From now on, we will no longer review those who follow girls. There is not enough time. We will only review those who have been exposed, and the content will only revolve around the issue of why they were exposed.
But then too many people were exposed, and it spread from one person, two people, three people... gradually exposing everyone. In no time, the bad news spread to the "rear", some "deputy Hoan Thu" could not bear it anymore and started to file a complaint. The agency had to hold another review meeting. However, due to the nature and extent of the problem, the meetings only stopped at reviewing the subject whose wife made the complaint, and the content only revolved around the issue of why the wife was allowed to write the complaint... affecting the agency's emulation movement!
I thought that was “sweet”, but who would have thought that later the number of people whose wives filed complaints was so high, 13/15 people violated, there were too many to review! Finally, another “modern” initiative was put forward: Reviewing the remaining two people with the “crime” of not… violating. The reason given was: it was only because there were two more men that the women filed complaints, otherwise if the whole village was having an affair, who would sue anyone! Great trick!
At this final meeting, in the spirit of frankness and also to exchange and learn from experiences, the chairman raised several questions asking the "violating" person to clarify:
- Why is there no sign of "gender exchange" activities?
- Why must the agency hold a review meeting?
After a long silence, the "defendant" blushed and awkwardly stood up to answer.
- Because I don't want sex!
- Need clarification?
- Because not wanting sex is… a sin not wanting sex!
The meeting closed at the hour of the Rooster.
Field crab
