Fire into the air!

(Baonghean) - Have you ever heard the phrase "shooting into the air"?

- Heard a lot!

- What does "shoot in the air" mean?

- Shoot into the air is shoot into the sky!

- So was anyone injured or killed?

- No, the sky is too high and far for bullets to reach!

- Then why shoot and waste bullets?

- Shooting into the air is a warning shot, the person being shot is not actually the sky!

- Trouble?

- If it's a shooting, how can it be simple, man?

- The noble mission of the bullet in the sky is just a warning, sir?

- There are also places that use it a bit extravagantly, so there is also a review section… to learn from experience!

- Whenever a warning is needed, just shoot into the air?

- In principle, only a few shots are fired into the air. If the person being shot still does not stop his dangerous behavior, then real shots are allowed.

- So shooting into the air is just a fake shot?

- Hehe, not fake shooting but... fake shooting! Let me tell you, there are places where guns go off all year round but life is still green. The lady of the court still gracefully walks down the street, one hand nervously holding a necklace, handbag or phone, the other hand still leisurely carrying under her arm the certificate of the happiest country in Asia!

- Did you just hear the Prime Minister speak out about "talented people" and "relatives"?

- Let me tell you this story: Yesterday, I watched TV and saw the Prime Minister's statement: "Using cadres is to find talented people, not relatives." A rather interesting use of words, I like this sentence. However, I'm still wondering what if in the journey to find talented people, I "stumble" upon relatives? In my opinion, it's a plus! Combining both is even better. The only thing is, I don't know if there will be a technology that turns relatives into talented people and turns talented people into... relatives? While I was muttering and thinking about this, she jumped in and attacked me in the middle: "If you have talent, you will have a house, if you have a house, you will have talent. Get up and sweep the house for me right now. If you can't even hold a broom, I will give you... talent!". Whoops!

- So you obediently go sweep the house?

- Yes, it's not that I'm afraid of my wife, but I respect her opinion!

- Talent!

- Me?

- No, my lady! Pressing my acupressure points is as easy as the wind!

- Hehe, my wife acupunctured the whole neighborhood, not just me.

- Is there another Formosa-sized environmental bomb just revealed in the Central Highlands?

- Yes, the press said so, but in the report submitted to the Prime Minister, the Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment said that during the process of importing alkali at the liquid alkali storage area (A03) of Nhan Co Alumina Plant, Dak Nong to serve the factory's trial run, at 8:14 a.m. on July 23, 2016, an incident occurred where the discharge pipe of the alkali pump broke, causing liquid alkali (NaOH 44.5-49%) to leak out. The people's long-standing concerns "have been brought to life" in the most disastrous way possible.

- Did it break according to the procedure?

- It still broke according to the process of the Song Da pipeline. Let me make a little "pun": "Hurriedly patching up and happily with... the breakage!".

- The appointment of the "young and talented" son of the former minister seems to have come under scrutiny, right?

- I guess so too, but I don't know if the gunmen will "snip" or "shoot" with a machine gun.

- Can you "shoot through apples"?

- Hey, don't be rash, or you'll be in trouble!

- But do you believe this case will turn out well?

- It seems that ministries and branches are in the stage of playing "responsibility volleyball" with each other, not knowing which chapter will end.

- But with such a complicated operating mechanism? What if we can't find a specific person?

- Too simple, just continue to raise the gun to the sky and shoot into the air!

Dung & Dang