To live happily, sometimes you need... illusions!

(Baonghean) - Hey, have you seen the wooden supercar of a player in Thai Hoa town, Nghia Dan? It's unique, "world literature" has never recorded a second case!

- That's really "a bear"! Side covers and arm covers are already weird, but this one also covers the engine block and... helmet. Thai Hoa is really funny!

- It's just for fun, but I heard it's not allowed on the street, so people will just stare at it and crash into each other, the effect is like girls wearing short skirts.

- Well, the world is already insecure enough, maybe we should consider disturbing it with a joke! Last week, two consecutive plane crashes, from Egypt to Sudan, killed hundreds of people, isn't it sad?

- There is nothing more pitiful than the case of a family of 4 people committing suicide in Thanh Hoa, just because of 10 billion VND. I say it is a sin, but I am so angry at that husband. Who would drag his wife and children away just because of debt? He has to take responsibility for his own mistakes, a man, who would force his relatives to suffer in such an unusual way. They say "money goes to replace people", who would "people go to replace money", there really is no price to pay...

- I know it's a pity for the people and property, but maybe doing that is enough to shock the police and the government into taking action, sir! One death might not be enough. Because I heard there's a hidden murderer who is also a big shot, indirectly pushing this family to the brink of bankruptcy...

- What a big shot, it seems he's just some kind of project broker, the construction contractor was too gullible so he fell into trouble. I heard the police have summoned him, hopefully everything will be cleared up soon, and he can be made to pay for his crimes.

- The consolation is that "when the mandarin dies, the king also dies". Unfortunately, "when the disaster strikes, the cheeks are swollen", people are no longer able to see justice being carried out. Sadness is not only sad for the 4 untimely deaths, but also sad for having to live in a country where almost everything requires bribery, from applying for school for children to running projects. That is why the project brokers are so rampant!

- If we gather that team together, we might be able to establish an entire district, right?

- Oh, if you want to have an exact number, please work with the guys at Statistics, okay! We guarantee that it will be "accurate in body and soul"! That's why we had to explain so much to the National Assembly recently. The reasons for the errors are countless. There are achievements, there are corruption... "For example, the number of houses, many of us sitting here may not have declared it all, let alone the people" - It's not me, it's the Minister.

- "The bushes and grass" like us should only believe in small-scale statistics, sir! For example, the collection of long-legged girls of that guy Cuong Do La Do Le, might be the most accurate number of all time...

- Then it should be called “all time… foolish”! Having a systemically hooking up with long-legged girls like that is truly a “crazy” man! Who knows, one day without the supercars and diamonds, all her families might turn into birds and fly away!

- Like the story "The Legend of Tich Chu"? The "thirst" seems so harmful!

- Oh, talking about birds reminds me, the other day…

- Hey man, this is crowded, could you please keep your mouth shut?

- You must have a sick head! We are talking seriously here. There is a saying “birds have nests, people have ancestors”, no wonder the “big guys” are so diligent in “returning to their roots”…

- What do you think? It's normal! Any high-ranking official would like to return home to honor his ancestors and make their relatives proud.

- But the problem is that this guy is really big, sir: the Secretary General of the United Nations, no kidding! But I heard that he has some strange roots in Vietnam, so he recently made his way back to Vietnam for the second time and secretly traced his roots to recognize his ancestors! And the honor is that the Phan Huy family, it turns out, is not originally from Quoc Oai, Hanoi, but from "my Ha Tinh"! You see, the old saying "Thanh relies on the world, Nghe relies on the gods", it's absolutely true!

- Oh, you're again caught in the "seeing the rich and trying to claim their name" syndrome! If that's true, then Mr. Ban Ki-Moon might have visited... Phan Boi Chau High School in our province! Even the patriarch of the Phan Huy family in Ha Tinh has confirmed that Mr. Moon's name is not in the family genealogy.

- The word “Moon” in English is said to mean “moon”, so the real name might be… “Sailor Moon”, hehe!

- Then you might be a child of the "Water Margin" family, and you're of Chinese descent! Well, there are some things that are best left vague and obvious, sometimes it's better, man! To live, to be happy, sometimes you need illusions!

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