To appease my wife
To appease my wife
When her husband came home from work, the young wife, sobbing, recounted:
- I made you some meat-filled dumplings, but I accidentally let the cat eat them all!
- Stop crying, honey! If anything happens to it, I'll buy you a nicer cat...
Not of any type
The girl said to her fiancé:
There are only two types of men in this world, sir.
- The first type goes out drinking with hostesses, but still feels remorse towards their wife and children. The second type goes out drinking without any regrets or guilt... So, which type are you?
- You know, I'm the type who doesn't go to bars with hostesses but regrets it!
Father-in-law and son-in-law
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| I don't understand my father-in-law's point. |
Two friends were sitting and chatting at a pub. One of them asked:
- What is your relationship with your father-in-law?
- Excellent! We get along quite well, except for one time when I didn't understand him.
- Which time?
- When I asked for his permission to marry, he tried to dissuade me, saying he did it because he loved me very much. But I didn't believe him!
CT(Compiled and recounted)
