Humor Corner

Be vigilant

Why do all the other horses stop eating grass when one is sick?

- Because the horses are wary, ma'am.

- What does that mean?

- Excuse me, ma'am, the horses are afraid of food poisoning!

- ?!

Too polite

A woman boarded the bus looking tired. At that moment, an elderly man sitting nearby stood up. She gently pressed his shoulder and said:

Please sit down, I can stand!

At the next stop, the man was again pushed down by the shoulder with the same words. At the third stop, the same thing happened. At this point, the man couldn't take it anymore and pleaded: "Please let me get off. You've already made me miss two stops!"

Distraction

The two traffic inspectors chatted:

- Women drivers are very easily distracted!

- Needless to say! Yesterday, I overtook a girl going over 80 km/h and saw her applying lipstick in the rearview mirror. It startled me so much I almost dropped my razor into my coffee!

CT(Compiled and recounted)