Humorous letter from a husband whose wife just passed the driving test

(Baonghean.vn) - In the past 2 days, a heartfelt letter from a husband whose wife just passed the driving test was posted on a forum for young people and has been causing a storm online. With humorous writing style and witty examples, the heartfelt letter makes readers laugh out loud, and also leaves them with much to think about.

The letter makes readers laugh out loud from the very first lines.

The husband wrote: "My wife has passed the exam and is about to be granted a B2 driver's license. Although this is the result of 3 years of perseverance, hard work, and effort in studying with 8 theory retests and 12 practical retests, this is still a huge shock to me.

So shocking that even if tomorrow the famous sad singer Truong Vu releases a children's music album called "Love the person who shares the wall", or Tuyen Quang city officially receives investment from the Government to start construction to become the Capital, it is not as shocking as this news"!

The letter contained the following "gut-wrenching" warnings: "I don't know which examiner was so careless as to issue my wife a driving license. But I think he owes all road users (and even waterway users) - where my wife is about to drive - a huge apology. Because he has unintentionally increased the level of risk for road users that they may encounter when traveling on the same road as my wife driving.

As soon as I got home with my license, my wife stuck her license right in front of my face and held out her hand, asking me to give her the car keys so she could drive home to visit her mother. I panicked, my hands shaking as I handed the keys to her, my heart filled with fear mixed with pain and sorrow that was hard to describe - very similar to the mood I had during the wedding ceremony in the Church when I exchanged wedding rings and heard the priest declare, "From now on, you will have to live with this woman for the rest of your life, no matter how much bitterness and humiliation you have to go through, you must accept it!"

Seeing the car that I had so much loved, cherished, and protected being abused by my wife, my heart ached more than if it had been castrated. The car was like a loyal horse that did not like its new owner. It was dissatisfied, roared and shook violently for a while before willing to gallop away.

After a while, my wife called: "Honey! If the guy in front flashes his left light, it means he's about to turn left and we have to move to the right, right?" - "Yes, honey!".

A few minutes later my wife called again: "Honey! If the guy in front flashes his right light, it means he's about to turn right and we have to move to the left, right?" - "That's right!".

Before I could put the phone down, the phone rang again, it was still my wife "Honey! What does that mean when the guy in front of me blinked the left light and the right light? - "It means that his car had an unexpected problem and is making an emergency stop or he said he was going straight and not turning to either side" - "Really? I couldn't figure it out, I didn't know which side to turn to" - "So what should I do?" - "Yes! Because I didn't know which side to turn to, I hit his ass!"

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After a while, my wife called out again: "Honey! If a traffic police officer holds a baton in his right hand and points to the right, does that mean we can turn right?" - "It depends on whether it's a three-way or four-way intersection, whether there's a roundabout or not!" - "Yes! It's not a three-way or four-way intersection, but when I was on a straight road, a traffic police officer suddenly came out with a baton in his hand, blew his whistle, and blocked my car and pointed to the right!" - "So you're speeding or driving in the wrong lane, running a red light or crossing a line!"

- "Really? I thought he told me to turn right so I turned right and sped past!" - "What happened next?" - "I saw the traffic policeman rush after me, holding onto the mirror and then he crawled up to the hood, banged on the glass and blew his horn loudly" - "What happened next?" - "Yes! I thought he was asking for a ride so I braked hard but I didn't see him anymore so I thought he didn't need a ride anymore and sped off."

Thank God! I finally breathed a sigh of relief when my wife called to say that we had arrived home safely! But she sounded sad: "Honey! Our car has a short circuit! I moved the stick to turn on the turn signal, and the wipers worked. I moved the stick to turn on the wipers, and the turn signal lights came on again...!"

- "Honey! I don't know about other people, but our car definitely can't be short-circuited! The stick you said you turn on the turn signals is the stick to turn on the windshield wipers, and the stick you said is to turn on the windshield wipers is the stick to turn on the turn signals! Do you understand?" - "Yes! I understand!"

That evening my wife drove up from the countryside, I was about to run to the market to buy food to cook when my wife said "no need, I have food already!". Then my wife opened the trunk and pulled out: 5 chickens, 3 ducks and 2 dogs. All of them were dead, their mouths were wide open and their eyes were rolled back, showing that they had died unjustly and indignantly.

Before I could understand what had happened, my wife explained, "They didn't look when they crossed the street, so they ran into me and that's how it ended!" - Ah! It turned out that these were victims - oh, I mean, animals - who had accidentally died under my wife's steering wheel on the 12km long road from the countryside that my wife drove. Of course, my family couldn't eat all those corpses, so I had to call some of my drinking buddies around the neighborhood to help carry some away.

From then on, every time my wife drove up from the countryside, her drinking buddies would gather at my door, waiting for her to come home to ask for chickens, ducks, and dogs - each one of them looked impatient, going in and out, waiting as if waiting for their mother to come home from the market. Then when my wife arrived, the trunk was opened, and the men rushed forward, "I'll take the yellow dog, the fighting cock is mine, I'll take the duck..." making the atmosphere at my door bustling, bustling, filled with curses, just like the motorbike taxi drivers at the bus station fighting for customers every time a bus arrives at the bus station.

But it only lasted a few weeks because the number of ducks, chickens, dogs, cats... my wife brought home became less and less. And the last time my wife came back from the countryside, she opened the trunk of the car and there was only one duck lying there, curled up. The other drinking buddies were very sad and whispered to each other, "Maybe my wife's driving skills are getting better and better, so she doesn't run over dogs, chickens, ducks... as much as before!"

But I think differently: just like shrimp and fish in the ocean, there are many of them but if you keep catching them, they will eventually run out; the same goes for the dogs and cats on the road back to my wife's hometown, there are many but if you kill them, they will eventually disappear.

I suddenly remembered the traffic slogan that is still printed on huge billboards on the street: "Traffic safety is everyone's responsibility." That's right, it's everyone's responsibility, not just my wife's, so she can crash if she wants!"

The letter with a joking tone brings laughter to readers. However, through this letter, many readers also responded to a reality about the driving ability of a part of women. With certain limitations in health, reflexes, and handling situations when participating in traffic, many husbands also commented unanimously that they are very worried when their wives sit in the driver's seat!

As for the "beauties", besides the indignant opinions that men "look down" on women's ability to drive, there are also practical shares. Stories of women driving while taking the opportunity to look in the mirror, apply makeup, lipstick; or when asking for a left turn, instead of turning on the signal... stick their hand out the window and wave...; or only know how to go forward but not know how to reverse or turn the car...

I think, through the laughter after reading the letter, everyone needs to reflect on their ability to control vehicles when participating in traffic. Study hard, take the test seriously and always be careful when participating in traffic, because "Traffic safety is the health and life of everyone"!

PA