When the wife is a Dragon

(Baonghean.vn) - I wonder if any of you have a wife born in the year of the Dragon like me? I'm always afraid that she will fly away to follow some handsome, rich guy and I, born in the year of the Pig, can only grunt and groan.

I had to find a way to keep her. I thought about the relationship between the kite and the string. But with a solid mass of nearly 100 kilos, even an iron chain would be difficult to tie. The problem was to have the right strategy. To be honest with you, I love my wife and I also have the “Hoan Thu blood type” like in the story of Kieu.

After the wedding, I told my wife:

- From this morning, you cannot go out alone. The robbers are very bold these days. They slash faces, snatch necklaces, and kidnap people easily. There are also traffic accidents. One mistake and you will lose your slender legs. If you need anything, just say so and I will go.

After exactly three days, she could no longer stand staying at home and rushed out into the street, making my heart beat like a drum at a spring festival. I quickly changed my strategy to keep my wife at home, like the way Cam treated Tam:

- It's very difficult, my dear. I have to defend my Master's thesis "On the harmony and conflict between opposite contradictions" soon, but 1500 pages of manuscript have not been computerized. Please help me. I will put your name first in the list of collaborators of Master Le Nan Nop.

So I tried to lock her in a small room with a height just within my reach. Please sympathize with my suspicious nature. There are many whores and rich men out there who always try to seduce other people’s wives. I would rather be doused in hot water and shaved like a pig than have my wife fall into the arms of another man.

Luckily, exactly one year later my wife got pregnant. I breathed a sigh of relief as if a thousand-pound burden had been lifted.

The more my heart swelled, the less the risk of losing my wife decreased. My wife became heavy, climbing the stairs breathless. Her steps were no longer as light, her dove eyes always looked down, groping for the way, no longer glancing left and right, making men dizzy and crazy like before. Indeed, the unborn child showed that he was superior to his father in managing his mother.

New situation requires new strategy. We must free her from the cramped house for the sake of our children's future.

I lovingly told my wife;

- Honey, staying indoors is not good. You have to go out to breathe fresh air and sunbathe, then your child will be healthy. For a Dragon like you, not flying around is against the law. Come on, take me out. Spring is everywhere.

Quynh Tho