First time

Reasons for choosing this profession

The father spoke to his youngest son:

"Listen, son. Your eldest brother is studying Economics, your second brother is studying Finance. Why don't you follow their example and study Law instead?"

- If you don't study to become a lawyer, who will save your two brothers later?

Experience

A couple is sitting and talking in the park:

- My love, tell me about your past passionate relationships?

- Please understand, I don't want to make the same mistake again!

What do you mean by that?

- Because all my previous relationships ended with me telling that story...

First time

The wife grumbled to her husband: "Since we got married, you've always stopped me from doing everything. 'Don't buy things,' 'Don't dress up,' 'Don't gossip with the neighbors...' I'm so tired of those 'don'ts'! Why don't you ever say, 'Yes, buy it, honey,' or 'Yes, do it, honey'? I think I should move back to my parents' house."

The husband replied:

Yes, go ahead!

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