Is infidelity a way to balance life?
Many people claim that after having an affair, life has become more pleasant and there are fewer arguments. That's assuming they're not facing any problems right now. But if the affair is exposed, will their lives still be balanced?
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| Adultery? That's... just another day in the world. |
Adultery? It's... a common occurrence. When daily life becomes too boring, why not spice things up a bit? There are a host of benefits to having an affair.
Firstly, it makes us look younger. Proof of this is that men who have girlfriends often dye their hair black, dress smartly, wear cologne, and suddenly... wear jeans and t-shirts like they did in school, even though they're almost sixty.
Secondly, our minds are always preoccupied with our mistress and the blissful moments in her arms, completely ignoring our nagging wives. Therefore, we and our "rivals" are always "peaceful," rarely engaging in conflicts like we did before we had a mistress.
Thirdly, I suddenly learned how to do housework and how to "flatter" my old wife, because if I want peace at home, then peace outside will follow. Besides, if I'm not well-behaved, she'll become suspicious and one day catch me red-handed eating pho.
Fourthly, anyone in love sees life through rose-tinted glasses, which is why work gets done faster, freeing up time for their lover. When work goes smoothly, you earn more money to give to your wife, so isn't having a lover beneficial for improving the family's finances?
In general, infidelity has hundreds of advantages; it balances men's lives and reduces divorce rates, if...
What if one day your wife doesn't fly into a rage because your son is sick and needs emergency treatment, but you're instead lying in bed with your mistress, with your phone off?
What if one day your wife discovers that you're "going through the motions" but your mind is elsewhere because you're not "in the mood" for her?
If one day my wife hadn't hired private detectives to follow me and catch me and my mistress red-handed.
If my wife had been more sensible and hadn't made a fuss, I wouldn't have been embarrassed in front of both our families and wouldn't have faced disciplinary action from my company.
If, after my mistake, my wife hadn't looked at me with the judgmental gaze of a superior being bestowed upon a sinner, I would have lived the rest of my life less agonizing.
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| It's all because of that Cupid, the god of love, who goes around shooting arrows indiscriminately. |
Suddenly, the balance in my life was completely messed up, all because of... my infidelity. But what crime did I commit? It's just that Cupid, the god of love, was blind and went around shooting arrows indiscriminately.
In short, adultery would bring balance to our lives if it were officially legalized (though that would have to wait until we go back to prehistoric times). Humans have practiced polygamy since the Stone Age, and human society has evolved over thousands of years to arrive at monogamous marriage. Yet, despite all this, we still want to return to the Stone Age.
Ultimately, claiming that infidelity is necessary for life balance is just a pretext.
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