Whatever the West has, we have too!

- I might have to make a trip south this weekend, man! I'm really in the mood...

- You seem to have a knack for traveling abroad lately, don't you? So, are you bored with your wife or just tired of her?

- I'm not exactly bored with my wife, but tell me, if you suddenly got kissed by a stranger, and it cost you nothing, I bet you couldn't refuse!

- Hey, this is... completely incomprehensible! We're heading south, and then suddenly we jump to dating a "stranger"? What's the reason for that?

- Here, I'll challenge you: Where is Ms. Tưng right now?

- Oh my god, I thought it was something else, but the whole country knows this: "Ms. Tưng is from Nghe An/ But she made her name thanks to the South!"

- Wow, that unrhymed six-line poem of yours is amazing, but thankfully it's... correct! That's why I'm so eager to go south to meet my fellow countrymen!

- Ugh, Tưng is everywhere! Just go online and check, there are tons of them! Back in the day, "you'd fight even if you only had a pair of pants left," but now, "you might not even have a pair of pants left if you fight fast enough!"

- Oh no, sir, the saying is "If you want to eat, you have to get into the kitchen!" I heard there's some kind of "Kiss Cam" trend in the West, it's really cool, and it just swept over Vietnam, and our Ms. Tung was the first to fire the first shot! It's an honor!

- What the heck is "Kiss Cam"? We just saw that "arm-to-belly-tapping" trend showing off waistlines, and I didn't even have time to copy it, and now you're jumping to something else?

- If we wait for him to update, all the girls will be "worn out"! Listen carefully: "Kiss Cam" means you just stand still, without any effort or expense, and suddenly a stranger (like a hot girl) jumps in and kisses you passionately! Not to mention, the clip will be uploaded online later, and you'll become incredibly famous!

- Wow, is there really something in this world that's free and still makes you feel good?

- Well, it's great that it doesn't cost any money! "This time I've decided to go into the business of selling... kisses," haha!

- And while you're at it, could you please invite Tưng back to your hometown to "do some charity work," sir? I'd appreciate it if you could do me a favor!

- I'm afraid that when Tưng gets back, he'll say, "Oh no, my honeysuckle trellis is about to collapse!" and then we won't be able to do any business!

- It seems like kissing is easy these days! It's nothing like when I was dating my wife; it was practically like "a cat hiding..."

- That's why I say, life is actually easier these days! "Just do what you like," haha.

- Maybe only undressing is easy, sir! But there are plenty of people, even famous ones, who I hear have a hard time making a living, it's not like they're having fun!

- It's so hard to make a living! Just recently, the press exposed a case involving a famous Vietnamese designer who supposedly went to America for a solo show, only to find out he was actually plagiarizing Western designs! The worst part is, he's selling like hotcakes even while getting criticized! Tang Thanh Ha, My Linh... I heard they're all regular customers, how impressive!

- "What belongs to others is our own good fortune," that's how it is, how humiliating! Now, whatever the West has, we have it too, how luxurious! Unfortunately, the benefits mainly fall to those who are opportunistic, sir! Times can be so fickle sometimes, that's what hurts!

- Yeah! Just look at those "outdated" actors from the movie "Southern Land," they were so famous, their talent blossomed so early, but now I hear their lives are so hard! They can't even afford minor surgery for a necrotic finger, isn't that pathetic...?

- "Female stars" are so desperate they even... undress, but male stars are out of the question! But what's even more painful is that they say, An and Co are so close in the movie, yet in real life, Co once called An to borrow two million dong, and An blocked him! People are so ungrateful to each other, what can you expect in life!

- Hopefully it's just a misunderstanding, because An is now calling for help for Co; surely it's not just to boost her own reputation?

- These days, it's hard to tell the difference between good and bad, it's really hard to know what's real and what's fake! And hey, you really meant that "free kiss" thing, right? I'm tempted to head south too! To be honest with you, my greatest skill is... getting bored with my wife!

- You're quite something, aren't you? Who doesn't get tired of their wife eventually? But never mind, I've changed my mind! "The South" might not be as idyllic as people say. At most, I'll send Tưng a few sweet, suggestive messages, something like, "Let's take a train back to our hometown and live happily," hoping that in Vinh we'll soon have a trend of "kissing strangers" like everyone else...

- You're absolutely right! At that time, Vinh might have had its own "specialty"... traffic jams, alongside the "specialty"... Ms. Tung!

Jackfruit & Know-It-All