Stepchild

Stepchild

A couple (with three children) read the newspaper and found the following interesting information: "Any couple with four or more children will be given an apartment."

The wife excitedly told her husband: "Back then, when I was in the army, I heard that you had a child with a local girl named X. Now that you've brought her back here, our family will be eligible to receive an apartment." The husband listened, quickly packed his things, and set off for his old military base...

A week later, the husband returned home. Opening the door, seeing his wife, he immediately said, "Honey, I'm home. Where are the kids? Call them out so dad can give them a present."

The wife replied sadly: "Their father came to pick them all up. They read the newspaper like us."

No smoking

- Does your wife forbid you from smoking at home?

- Forbidden at home, at work and in public!

- What does smoking on the street have to do with her?

- She said, in the family, one smoker is enough to cost money...

All talk, no action

- What does "all talk but no action" mean, dad?

- Yeah, that sentence is similar to what mom often says to her friends, dad is the one who always decides everything, son.

Lie

Two men were talking to each other. One of them said angrily:

- My wife is cheating on me!

- How do you know?

- She didn't come home last night. When I asked, she said she slept at her best friend's house.

- So what?

- She lied. It was me, not anyone else, who slept at Huong's house that night!

CT(collected and told)