Meeting still not out

(Baonghean) - What happened to your hand that it's bandaged like that? I thought you were too old to play with knives?

- What knife! You cut your hand just breaking a bottle of nebulizer for your child, what a joke...

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That's right, don't mess with glass! Mr. Trinh Cong Son described "Glass Sunshine" so beautifully, and the Korean movie "Glass Slippers" too! But, if you mess with glass, you'll know what's wrong!

- Oh, and recently people have discovered a book on life skills for first graders that has a lesson encouraging students to practice walking on broken glass! Our teachers are quite funny!

There was also the scene of inciting children to "laugh at... the plants in the garden"! Joking, unless it was "The Buffalo Kneeling and Leaving the Camp"!

- Oh, I heard that it has something to do with “laughter yoga”! It’s basically teaching people how to be friendly with the environment in general. That’s sometimes necessary, man. In my house, every time I come home, I see that old lady acting like a “monkey eating chili”, it’s really boring!

Just leave your wife and your tone becomes more and more upbeat! But what's the point of being skilled or incompetent? Like you and I, we learn skills all the time, but still have... a bunch of kids and grandchildren!

- Oh, that's not something to be taught! Even though it's harder than... stepping on glass!

I heard they are discussing increasing the regional minimum wage! "Forced laborers" like our group might also get a lot of attention!

- Where did it come from? I heard there's a heated debate going on. Both recent negotiation meetings failed and no agreement was reached, and both sides have their reasons...

Even if you get a deal, don't be too happy! You know the vicious cycle of salary - price, price - salary! If you're not careful, you might get inflation!

- It's good to stall for time! As the elders say, during the ghost month, you shouldn't make any big decisions, from inside the house to outside...

Even the inter-Korean tension had to be excluded this month! They gave an ultimatum as if it was real, and then when it was G-time, nothing happened, it was like "shaking the tree to scare the monkeys"...

- That's really tense, sir. I heard that both sides sat and met all night long at the truce village! The price of peace has never been cheap!

You know that human life is still despised! I heard that there was another massacre in Gia Lai last week! And in Binh Phuoc, Binh Phuoc again, there was a case of a pharmacist trying to poison his neighbor by pouring pesticide into his well, isn't it terrible? Luckily it didn't work...

- The more I think about it, the sadder I feel about the current human condition, don't you think? That's how I know that Mr. Trinh Cong Son was really profound! Has anyone thought as far ahead as he did about peace and its price: "Building human relationships in a new day"... In a "new day" where people's hearts are cold, how to rebuild human relationships beautifully is also a problem...

That's why recently Hanoi people have decided to name a new street along West Lake after Trinh Cong Son! Hue, Da Nang, Ho Chi Minh City are said to have Trinh Cong Son Street, I wonder when Vinh will have one...

- What do people have, we want to have? If you are good, go and lobby the city to establish a "sensitive street" like in Ho Chi Minh City, I dare you! I heard they are arguing like they are butchering a cow, it's not easy!

If that proposal is passed, I'm sure all the men in our country will shiver and migrate to the "South to avoid the cold"! If we're lucky, we can escape those Hoan Thu women. But Vinh is so small, even if we were to establish a separate special zone, those women would level it in no time!

- Story! Vinh girls never suffer humiliation, where is that easy? Let me go home, withdraw my savings, buy a house in Saigon, wait for the right time!

Then let's see, "will the street (at that time) become a winding river again?", easy to get in - hard to get out, you hear me, dear! Mr. Trinh Cong Son said it, who else, hehe!

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