'Husband's Manual' from a Famous Dad

Writer Hoang Anh Tu is known as the Chief Writer of Hoa Hoc Tro newspaper for 12 years. Currently, he is a beloved writer with many humorous and profound books about love, marriage and the hidden corners of married life. On the occasion of Vietnamese Women's Day October 20, the famous father "gave tips" to women on how to use their husbands effectively and appropriately.

He asserted that the husband is the next version of the boyfriend, however, it is regrettable to emphasize that "it is just a next version, not an upgraded version", which means that "what was before, will remain the same in the future". He admitted that this is also the reason why many users are "disillusioned" when they expect that "upgrading to the husband version will solve common errors in the boyfriend version".

Mr. Chanh Van listed common errors in the stacked version: Frequently ignoring "commands" from the user; not understanding the user's request, or understanding it for a long time but still not meeting the request because the CPU is running slowly or the CPU is not working even though the "light is on"; in some cases, serious failures occur, leading to considering the user as a machine and himself as the owner; in some cases, the CPU runs the wrong calendar to the 18th century but emits ridiculous signals as if living in the 23rd century; in some cases, errors from the manufacturer cause the manufacturer to participate in the operation, the CPU runs the manufacturer's command regardless of the user's tears.

Not only a writer, Hoang Anh Tu is also famous for being very psychological.

Acting as a producer of the "husband version", he commented: "Because 99% of the users are women, sometimes we cannot provide a standard way of using them. Women use machines based on inspiration rather than instructions." Meanwhile, the "husband's" CPU does not support the "wife" language, so there are many misunderstandings. The reason is that the CPU has hardware named "wife" but it is not updated regularly or uses an unlicensed version, so it is not reliable.

Most of the husband versions have the function of connecting with other husband versions, forming the Husband's Fate network. When participating in the network, husband versions are often infected with viruses, leading to resistance to user commands, creating various consequences for themselves, culminating in being infected with the Bo Bich virus, causing suffering to the user.

To overcome the above situation, Mr. Chanh Van gave some basic usage principles for users. First, the wife needs to respect her husband, because "when you respect them, then you expect them to respect you, if you respect them but they still do not respect you, please send it back to the manufacturer".

In addition, wives - users also need tolerance and patience because "there cannot be a perfect version of the husband right when you bring it home to use". Therefore, the manufacturer "sincerely hopes that you will be patient so that the husband version can be self-perfected after a period of 3-5 years". In addition, Mr. Chanh Van did not forget to remind wives that some versions even need more time.

In addition, users also need to have a "decisive" attitude when using the husband. Because the husband version is inherently "a donkey that likes heavy things". "Make him afraid of you. This is an unreasonable demand for users, but currently in Vietnam, with weak and primitive technology, we cannot create husbands who listen to their wives without the wife's firmness and education".

However, users also need to know how to "tie the ropes gently" and add a little "sweetness" as a reward to help the husband version operate smoothly. Wives can "use renewable energy from praise, encouragement, motivation and caress, which will help the machine achieve maximum performance".

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After giving the four basic principles of use above, Hoang Anh Tu also added the thoughts of a husband version, helping women better understand the nature of the "machine" they are using: "We are produced by many different manufacturers. Sometimes the manufacturer is too in love with their children, leading to the hidden mode in the CPU about a distorted attitude - perspective towards the user.

We are not programmed on how to be good husbands. There is no such curriculum. We are always simple in our operations, so we do not understand the thinking of the operator. So please tell us what we need to do. We are always under pressure from the "other people's husband" versions, so sometimes we will spontaneously combust. Please forgive us for what we have not done and acknowledge what we have done. Finally, I wish all wives to use their husbands happily!"

Hoang Anh Tu's guide to using his husband received hundreds of likes after just over an hour of sharing. Many wives could not hide their excitement at this advice. In turn, the husbands asked Chanh Van to write a guide to "reclaim justice" for men.

According to Ngoisao.net