I'm a flag man!

(Baonghean) - Exactly, traveling by mi co ro. He used mi co ro to take delegates around the world for a few dozen minutes, in Western language it is called "mi co ro tua"!

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- Thank God, Uncle Dung is here! Oh my, where have you been these past few days? The people of Dong village have been hunting you down until their eyes are red. They thought you did something stupid because of the pressure of debt. Seeing your arrogant face reappearing with all your accessories like this is truly a blessing...

- Hey, hey, please behave in an orderly manner! If you insult the leader, your pension will be cut off, the price is not less than 5 million. And the crime of slander, who do I owe, what do I owe, how much do I owe?

- Pretend yes! You don't owe money, you owe the people a promise! It must be acknowledged that you are good at... forgetting! When you first took office as village chief, you "said" that you would turn our village's cultural movement into a spearhead, rising to the top of the region. Now our village "still sings the burning song with a heart of love", but with the current chaotic situation, when will it be as good as Thai village, Sing village, or even Cam village, uncle?

- I will leave this open for the next term, I dare not answer… I will take responsibility for what I have tried but have not achieved as expected by the people. This responsibility will be passed on to the next village chief. Because there is no more time, what can we do?

- Oh! But the election is still 8 months away. Are you going to be the "umbrella-carrying village chief" for almost a year?

- Oh my, Uncle Dang is really full of gossip but lacking information. The closer to the end of my term, the busier I get. Didn't you hear that congressman compare it to "the last train"?

- So what will your job be at the end of your term? You muster up the courage and name the job that takes up the most time for everyone to hear!

- For example, I have to spend most of my remaining precious time going abroad… to study!

- Are you on drugs? It's the end of the season, you're going to get knowledge about pension registration, how can you do it in time, my dear Dung?

- Hey! Who told you that studying is just for implementation? Didn't you hear the Minister of Culture and Sports tell the story before the National Assembly about a foreign vice president begging to visit and study our model of "Cultural Village of Ethnic Groups"? There, the project that the press has been constantly reporting as "spending thousands of billions to abandon" but their vice president still asked to visit and study. Do you think they study to come back and implement?

- Proving that our project of the Cultural Village of Ethnic Groups is world famous!

- Yes, it's famous, so famous that people ask to visit, visit to avoid making the same mistake! Westerners are plump but they are very cunning, Uncle Dang!

- Okay, now please tell us where you have been missing for the past week?

- I didn't hide, I went to see the "Miss Cow" contest in Moc Chau! It was so cool, all the girls were completely naked but still beautiful as a dream!

- Hey, you don't go see the human beauty queen, but you travel hundreds of kilometers to see the cow beauty queen with your own eyes. Don't tell me you idolize four-legged female mammals?

- Don't worry. Watching the first cow beauty pageant saves you money on tickets. Secondly, the judging results are also impartial and objective, without any scandals between the head judge and the beauty queen. But the best part is that you don't have to listen to the contestants answer the question and answer part, so all the cows are equally smart. The only regret is that the organizers didn't bring the product that was ranked fourth most valuable in the world at the international tourism fair, the "poem hat", to promote by putting it on the beauty queen. If this detail were added, I'm sure the image of the "cow wearing a hat" would fly even higher!

- Did you watch the "unprecedented" questioning session at the National Assembly forum recently?

- Of course I watched it on… TV. I watched and was quite impressed with the comment of National Assembly Chairman Nguyen Sinh Hung about a minister who organized a trip for delegates that was “so tiring”!

- Who is so generous? How can delegates organize tours when they are so busy with meetings?

- That is the National Assembly Chairman's intention to remind the minister whose term is about to end, to answer questions and keep wandering from one country to another...

- Did he just invent a new type of "casual" tourism?

- Exactly, traveling by mi co ro. He used mi co ro to take delegates around the world for a few dozen minutes, in the West it is called "mi co ro tua"!

- Then it wastes the time of nearly 500 congressmen, doesn't it?

- Probably less than 400 delegates were wasted, because I heard that there was a day when more than 100 delegates were absent from the meeting!

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