Letter from Cow to Tru

(Baonghean) - Dear Tru!

Playing with pen and paper may sound a bit polite, but it's because for the past ten years, none of us have bothered to come up and meet each other even once.

Tru, Tru, have you finished your part-time studies yet? Is there anyone else in our neighborhood who has foot-and-mouth disease? Oh, the questions that Bo lovingly asks his friend with the same last name and different name all day long... It! That's right, it's it that's been urging Bo to pick up his pen for a long time. Tru, don't laugh, after all, fate has been generous to us, giving us the same profession, the same waist size, living under the same roof, and being civil servants of the same ministry... Chewing again.

Looking back on our lives, there are many good things. Bo has been in a pho restaurant for many years but his career has been struggling around a bowl of Do Trai noodles... Tru has been in the restaurant for only a few months and has quickly become famous thanks to the stir-fried dish with betel leaves.

What's the difference between Cow and Tru? We both wag our tails in life. Tru has four legs - Cow is also a four-legged animal, Tru has two horns - of course Cow is also a pair. Tru's skin is black, Tru doesn't have a hump, Tru doesn't have upper teeth which our hometown Nghe An calls toothless... oh my, Tru has a toothless jaw, lol!

Yet, when they praise their husbands, they compare them to “being as strong as a Tru”, but when they criticize them, they curse them as “having a stupid cow”! Just when they are lovingly cuddling their husbands, they say “snoring like a Tru with a broken nose”, but when their husbands accidentally do it, they curse them as “being as stupid as a cow wearing a hat”. The worst thing is when Tru is not there, they force Bo to be quiet! They criticize Bo for being stupid, buy books on Bo making… salad, and when they go to restaurants, they fight over who uses penis! It hurts from the past to the future. Tru hehe!

Oh, and this whole week, Bo has been overwhelmed with happiness! Do you remember, Tru, Me has grown so much, her four legs are as long as BigC bread! She just won the crown of “Miss Moc Chau”. Not only that, she also won the award for “Contestant with the most beautiful fur”, and “Contestant with the best response!” So ​​Bo has become the father of a beauty queen!

Tru, day and night, I miss you so much! Tru, don't lock yourself in loneliness forever. When you're sad, find a patch of young rice to chew on, Tru! Well, heaven has given our ancestors the simple task of plowing, and when they're sad, they keep their sadness in jars and soak it in wine to enjoy their old age. Later, when we board ships to the underworld, Bo and Tru will still leave behind a skin on earth. People will use it to cover drums... So we brothers will have the opportunity to sing together "tung tung" when we're happy, and "tum tum" when we're sad, Tru...

Remember to reply to Bo. Waiting for Tru's letter!

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