Marriage… across the line

(Baonghean) - How many wives does Uncle Dang have in total?

- Uncle Dung asked about the official wife or the wife… outside the line?

- If you count the number of routes alone, how many is it?

- Are you asking about this "term" or the previous term?

- The last two years?

- 4 mothers!

- So what is the reason that Hoa, great-granddaughter of Nu, is shouting that you have 6 "current" wives?

- Oh my god, she even counted the "re-election" numbers!

- With as many wives as the "Yuan army", how can you keep the peace?

- The key point is that we have to distribute according to the principle of fairness, sir.

- Why is the principle called fairness?

- That is the painful process of recognizing and destroying injustice.

- Please give a typical example of social injustice?

- "Off-route" ambulances are not allowed to transport dying people out of the National Children's Hospital.

- That incident was not an example of injustice but of indifference and inhumanity.

- I'm not talking about the guys who defended the python, I'm talking about the leader who initially argued. Now, two years later, it's clear, her superiors have also come out to "apologize to the people", but that doctor who deliberately distorted the truth still has "a not-so-light safety". I don't even see anyone mentioning "learning a profound lesson". If I were like that, those wives who crossed the line would have held a referendum to "exit" a long time ago. Unfair.

- Are you still loyal to your family's profession of driving a motorbike taxi?

- Yes, I quit. The motorbike taxi association is planning to switch to recording traffic violations and submitting them to the police for rewards.

- New job?

- Yes, just the left hand. Starting August 1st, the police will fine traffic violations based on images provided by citizens.

- Why didn't you take the time to go film today?

- Oh my, not many people have been out these days. They gather at school gates to register their children and grandchildren for elementary school, and those without children or grandchildren stand in line to sell their seats for money.

- Another off-line song?

- Yes, our country's education is the most interesting in the world.

- What's the point of studying so much, what's the point of being so talented. Remember just a few years ago, in a national beauty contest, a contestant with a controversial face suddenly became a beauty queen because the judges said she went to a specialized school and was well-behaved. But in the past two days, clips of the beauty queen smoking in public and then getting drunk have been all over the internet. What's even scarier is that Vietnamese celebrities are rushing to defend the strange behavior of this "specialized school" beauty queen. She's only good at ruining social morality.

- I heard the Song Da pipeline broke again?

- Yes, the 18th time. It will probably break until there is no more room to break it.

- Is there anything funny, uncle?

- Some people are happy, but others are also angry because the international arbitration court rejected the nine-dash line.

- Yes, it's right to be angry. Who told you to be so greedy? You drew a huge cow tongue line. At that time, you drew it as small as a dog's tongue. Wouldn't it be less angry now? But has the sea turned blue again today?

- Which blue license plate? If you ask about Mr. Trinh Xuan Thanh's blue license plate, you're dead. The Central Inspection Committee has just announced it. Consider it a "failure".

- No, I mean the marine environment of the 4 central provinces?

- Ah, moving from the silver sea to the gold forest, man. People have just caught Formosa colluding with the Director of Ky Anh Environmental Company to bury solid waste right on this director's farm. Public opinion is still shocked.

- Lai Formosa, Chairman of the Nationalities Council has just requested a clear report on the subjective reasons of the Vietnamese management agency in the super-fast appraisal and approval of this "very long and very large" project.

- Yes, the 70-year project, by then the people who signed the license would have long passed the "white hair and toothless" period. I have to admit that it was not by chance that people agreed to sign, sir. There was a lot of flirting and courtship, and there must have been a lot of "love" for this strange marriage to happen.

- So do you think this marriage will fail?

- It depends on whether it is out of line or not!

Dung & Dang