Old lady theory

(Baonghean) - Hello!

- Yes, hello!

- Why did you steal unripe mango?

- If I don't pick it, will those bastards pick it next time?

- But young mangoes are not edible yet, right? Why did you pick them if you don't eat them?

- Do you want me to punch you in the teeth because of curiosity?

- Are you Mr. Vietnam or Mr. what country?

- Which country are you from?

- If you don't stop, I'll call the police.

- Ha ha! “Such a small matter”?!

- Stop it! The mango row is full of beautiful fruit, you're making a mess...

- What's wrong with you? This is not a model street outside the capital, why do you want to "wear uniform"?

- If you do not stop, I will confiscate all the evidence.

- Come on, son, don't waste my time writing a complaint about extortion.

- But you are old, you have to set an example for the young people?

- Why don't you set an example and now I have to stand here and steal mangoes?

- You drive me crazy!

- Not yet, you will know immediately!

- Stop, stop now, will you stop?

- Yes, the basket is full, you stop. Tomorrow afternoon you pick the honeysuckle on the other side!

- But…

- But what else?

- Why did you steal unripe mangoes?

- If I don't pick it, will those bastards pick it later? Preventing appropriation of public property must be done from the very beginning!

Field Crab